Corporate Boys

“Heh, Nathan.” I initially responded to a mastering session and have never been replied to. And then this massive all-in email comes through. Sounds like Beat Kitchen has or is a corporate boys thing, as is everything these days, disappointing.

Best of luck to you guys. Keep up the marketing plan. Cheers.

Okay, let’s talk about how this actually works. When you fill out this form, you show up on this list of contacts and you get an email from me. 90% of you never open it or reply, and that’s fine.

I switch your status to cold lead, and in about six weeks, you’ll pop back up on my list. When enough of our members or other people want to join a class, I’ll go back to my list and I’ll blast out an email. And if you’re due for a check-in, yep, you’ll get something that looks like this.

If I don’t hear back, then you’re on the six month plan. And eventually you stop hearing from me. ’Cause there’s a lot of names in there.

I don’t wanna spam you, and it’s a lot of work. And it’s true. Sometimes I miss an email.

It’s entirely possible that you might want a mastering class and I send you information on a mixing class. It might just be because that’s what I have. It’s not because I’m corporate.

It’s because I’m human.