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Our classroom is virtual, but the interactions are not. We teach everything live on Discord — you can try it for free.

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Join our Discord server and we’ll get you set up — access to the right channels, notifications for upcoming classes and events. If you purchase a residency or class, you’ll be fast-tracked with full privileges automatically.

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Discord is available for iPhone↗, Android↗, and Mac/Windows desktop↗. We recommend desktop for classes (screen sharing works best), but you can always join from your phone.

Look around, take our placement quiz, ask questions, share a song. If you get stuck, one of us will be happy to show you around.

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Here's What Happened This Week

Real sessions from the last few days — office hours, gyms, beat challenges, and classes. This is what it looks like inside Beat Kitchen.

Nathan Rosenberg Weekly Beat Challenge Nathan Rosenberg · Fri, Oct 23, 2026

Reviewed two student beats this week — one from Mark and one from John — with feedback focused on drum programming vocabulary, section development, and how drum parts can drive arrangement evolution. Also demoed a custom-sampled piano instrument built from Nathan's own studio piano, discussing its architecture, velocity layering, neighbor-swapping for machine-gun prevention, and a Claude-assisted EXS mapping workflow.

3 participants

Nathan Rosenberg Office Hours Nathan Rosenberg · Tue, Oct 20, 2026

Worked through a chord analysis discovery on Paul Simon's "Still Crazy After All These Years," demonstrating that the chord widely charted as a half-diminished chord is actually a minor sixth chord — verified by splitting stems and identifying a C-sharp in the piano part. Also covered setting up multiple audio interfaces simultaneously on Mac using Audio MIDI Setup and Aggregate Devices. A question about sampling permissions and copyright came up, with practical discussion of how to handle dialogue samples from broadcast media.

4 participants

Nathan Rosenberg Theory Gym Nathan Rosenberg · Tue, Oct 20, 2026

We worked through the harmony of Paul Simon's "Still Crazy After All These Years," using it as a vehicle for exploring gospel and churchy chord voicings, figured bass notation, diminished chord function, modal interchange, and chromatic bass motion. Topics included the cadential 6-4, common-tone diminished chords, suspended chords (including the "super sus" voicing), and chromatic bass lines moving through borrowed chords to pivot between keys. The bridge was identified as particularly complex and was not fully analyzed in the available time.

3 participants

Nathan Rosenberg Theory Gym Nathan Rosenberg · Sun, Oct 18, 2026

We worked through the chord progressions of "Black Hole Sun" (Soundgarden) to examine how notoriously unusual chords function in context. Key topics included major/minor ambiguity, polychords, anchor notes in melody, tritone substitutions, and modal interchange — using the song as a vehicle to explain how these devices operate whether or not the songwriter named them. We also touched briefly on how power chords (open fifths) reveal harmonic structure by removing the third from the equation.

2 participants

Nathan Rosenberg Theory Gym Nathan Rosenberg · Fri, Oct 16, 2026

Worked through the chord changes to "Sweet Lorraine" (B♭ jazz standard), mapping the full A-section progression and identifying the harmonic devices that create its characteristic chromatic motion — including secondary dominants, tritone substitutions, diminished passing chords, and the use of the iii chord as a stand-in for the I. Also addressed left-hand piano voicing technique: how shells (thirds and sevenths), tenths, and the "drop assassination" vs. "sneak attack" approach connect directly to the voice leading inside those changes.

2 participants

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